It's Meet Your Pepto Match, the game that helps you find the perfect match to relieve heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea.

Let's meet our contestant. Please enter your name.

First, let's bring out the matches. Their identities are hidden, but their personalities will be brutally exposed.

To start, find a question; then select which match you want to ask by clicking on ask 1, 2, 3, or 4.

Ask as many questions as you want. When you think you've figured out which one is right for you, select "pick my match."

The match you select will then reveal its identity.

Got all that? We're ready when you are. Let's find your match. Ask away.

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Ready? Select: Pick my match. OK.

"I'm on a six-hour road trip to Memphis when I get hit by heartburn. How would you help relieve the agonizing drive?"

Match 1: "Well, to be honest I get a little uneasy in cars. But I do feel right at home relieving heartburn. My original formula would put the breaks on reckless hearburn."

Match 2: "You know it will be a smooth ride with me by your side. My remedy for heartburn goes down easy. Can ya dig?"

Match 3: "You'd better pull the car over. When I deal with heartburn, things can get messy. My maximum strength formula would kick heartburn to the curb."

Match 4: "Well, I'd be your trusty travelin' companion. When heartburn pops up on the road, just pop in some of my relief. With me, heartburn won't send you on a... detour (laughing)."

OK, the contestant asks: "Something wakes me up in the middle of the night. It's not a bad dream—it's bad heartburn. How would you help?"

Match 1: "You need a little heartburn night cap—shaken, not stirred. One shot of my relief will put heartburn to rest."

Match 2: "Yeah, my smooth moves along with a cold drink of water will work their magic on heartburn. Everything will be alright."

Match 3: "I defend you against an intruder like heartburn. One taste of my strong relief will knock heartburn out."

Match 4: "I know how important a little shut-eye is, especially when you're traveling. I'd give heartburn the heave-ho with my chewable relief."

Hey, our charming contestant asks: "I'm shaking my groove thing at the club when nausea cuts in. How would you lead me out of this bad combination?"

Match 1: "First I need a good shake, shake, shake. Then you'd get a taste of my flavor as I outdo nausea."

Match 2: "Ahh, let's slow things down. Make our way to the bar, order a tall glass of water, and take it easy. To me, nausea ain't no thing."

Match 3: "I call my routine the one, two, POW. I have 2x the strength to bounce no good troublemakers like nausea out the door."

Match 4: "Plow two-step nausea right off the dance floor. I'm mighty fine at relieving nausea when you're moving."

Listen up matches: "It's the morning after a concert and I wake up feeling nauseous. How would you help me get back into the rhythm? Sing it in a song."

Match 1: "Oh sing it in a song? Well, yeah, kind... what, you want something a little more up tempo? Maybe a little more laid-back R&B? Oh to this music right here. Let me just reference my song library... Oh, here is a good one:

I'm your trusted medicine, when you're home and alone. When you're home alone, I'm your trusted medicine. Yeah..."

Match 2: "Yeah, now listen as I bring this down nice and smooth:

Nausea, you got to get on the move. Oh don't be cruel; just let me take care of you. Oh yeah."

Match 3: "What? I gotta sing a song? I hope you like to rock. Hahaha! Yeah, baby!

Relievin' the nausea! Relievin' the nausea! I have 2x the strength to relieve the nausea!

Woo woo! Uhh. Get your hands up! Get your hands up! Uh, uh, uh ... uhh!"

Match 4: "I think it would go something like this:

"When the nausea is too much to bear, just let me take good care. When you're nauseous, that just ain't right. What you need is my chewy delight. So let's not ever be apart. Keep me close to your heart—always. Just take good care; don't have a doubt.

My relief will easily dissolve in your mouth. Thank you, boys."

Uh-oh, here's the scenario: "I'm stuck in an employee bathroom with an unscheduled appointment with diarrhea! Propose how you would resolve the issue."

Match 1: "To reduce diarrhea effectively, I'd give you a 2-tablespoon dose for successful reduction of bowel production. Added bonus: I'd make a great desktop paperweight."

Match 2: "Oh no, diarrhea didn't just trip it up. Listen, I'd treat you right. My smooth relief with a cold glass of water would get you back in business. Cool?"

Match 3: "When the going gets tough, the tough get me. Diarrhea giving you a hard time? My 2-tablespoon dose has 2x the strength to put diarrhea out of business for good."

Match 4: "Your association with me would be 100% confidential. My inconspicuous relief will resolve diarrhea without alarming any nosy coworkers."

Our good-looking contestant says: "I want to go out, but diarrhea is holding me hostage in the bathroom. Give me the escape plan—and quick!"

Match 1: "OK, don't panic. I'd be within reach, staked out in the medicine cabinet. I'll talk down typical diarrhea with backup of two flavors: Wintergreen and Cherry."

Match 2: "Now just hold tight as I smooth things over. You just walk on out the door. I'll make sure diarrhea doesn't cause trouble no more."

Match 3: "I'd negotiate like this: Hey, diarrhea, yeah, I'm talking to you. You're going to stop messing with my friend here. When you get a taste of my mean Wintergreen, you're going to wish you would have never come out to play."

Match 4: "I'm more of the traveling kind, but I can hold down the bathroom in such emergencies. My relief—in Wintergreen or Cherry—will dissolve diarrhea's hold in a jiffy."

Here's the question: "I'm watching the big game at home. I have chips... I have dip... I have indigestion! What's your game plan?"

Match 1: "OK, here's the plan. You'll sprint right to me, call in my trusty relief, and defeat indigestion by halftime."

Match 2: "Shoot. I don't play games. My smooth, no-aftertaste relief would hit indigestion upside its head. It goes down easy, and unnoticed."

Match 3: "Just leave it up to your most powerful player—me. My maximum strength formula shows no tolerance to indigestion."

Match 4: "Chew on this: No matter if you're at home or away, my easy relief beats indigestion every time. I'm your reliever."

Okay, the question is: "It's 99-cent taco night at Casa de la Caliente and indigestion crashes my fiesta. Aye, aye, aye... I need relief quick. How would you help?"

Match 1: "I'm on it like ranchero sauce on an enchilada. My pink formula will smother out indigestion with the option of muy bien flavors—Wintergreen or Cherry."

Match 2: "Listen, you need something to cool down that spice. I'll go down with water, and make indigestion play nice."

Match 3: "Big appetite, huh? You need big relief. I have dos, translation: 2. 2x the strength to relieve bad indigestion."

Match 4: "Why I've relieved the likes of many Mexican restaurant patrons in my travels. My chewable 'reliefo' puts the 'funito' on indigestion."

Our contestant asks: "I love going to the movies. But all that concession-stand food can really upset my stomach. What role would you take?"

Match 1: "Well, I'm an old star for relieving upset stomach at home. Just take caution in dark theaters. My famous relief is usually better seen in the spotlight."

Match 2: "Who's the relief that won't leak out? I am. Upset stomach can't jive with my act. What's my name? You're going to have to find out."

Match 3: "I'm the maximator. When you max out at the movies, I'll combat signs of upset stomach. Upset stomach won't be back."

Match 4: "Just like those old westerns, I'd have a little showdown. You wouldn't have to leave your seat to see me stop upset stomach in its tracks."

OK, the question is: "Mom's ‘famous' holly-jolly casserole is famous for upsetting my stomach. How will you save the holidays back home?"

Match 1: "Hey, nothing says the holidays better than my pink liquidy formula. With me, the only thing that's going to be upsetting is what your folks have done with your old room."

Match 2: "Aw, mama, why you do us wrong? I'll smooth over upset stomach with my easy-to-swallow relief."

Match 3: "Nobody messes with the family, including upset stomach. Just sit me at the table, and I'll make sure everything's settled. Capiche?"

Match 4: "Holidays with the relatives? Hah. Sounds like it's more than your mom's casserole that has your stomach in knots. I can start relieving your upset stomach on the car ride over."

Alright, our contestant is ready to pick a match. Which one will it be?

Match 1: "Me, me, me, me. Pick ME! My formula comes in two great flavors: Wintergreen or Cherry. I'm an old pro at relieving all five symptoms."

Match 2: "Come on, baby. My easy-to-swallow relief will go down smooth, leaving no aftertaste behind. I know how to soothe stomach symptoms right."

Match 3: "Hey, what do you say? If you live big, then you'll need my protection. My maximum strength formula has 2x the strength to knock all five symptoms out."

Match 4: "Well, I'm ready to hit the road when you are. My Wintergreen and Cherry chewable relief is just what you need to relieve your stomach symptoms on the go."

And the match you selected is:

Pepto Liquid in Original Wintergreen or Cherry Flavor!

"Whoa ho, ho, ho! You know how to spot a true original! You can always count on me to relieve all your stomach symptoms: heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, nausea, and diarrhea. My Wintergreen and Cherry flavors, along with my very handy dosing cup, will make everything just pinky."

Pepto Caplets

Easy to swallow and unflavored
"Well, alright, you know I'm going to treat you right. My caplets are easy to swallow, ya dig? Heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea... they can'

Pepto Max

2x the Strength
"Hey, you keep living life to the max, and I'll keep bringing on the relief. Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea—they don't stand a chance against my maximum strength form. Just call on me to dish out two times the strength. Hey, I see big things for you and me."

Pepto Tablets in Original Wintergreen or Cherry Flavor!

"I'll be; it's me! Well, together we're gonna hit the road, steering clear of heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, nausea, and diarrhea! You can take my chewable tablets anywhere. Heck, you might even want to savor my Wintergreen or Cherry flavors by letting my tablets dissolve in your mouth. I'm easygoing, so it's up to you!"